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I met buddha at a bar where i was just chilling myself with some hot coffee. surrounded by lovers all around i was just ecstatic. just then buddha appeared. he said ,”mind if i share some moments with you?”

m: sure ..but u must be buddha….i hope others can see you?

b: na ! not exactly i need some mad ones and so i chose u

m: ok wanna some milk shake?

b: this is a bar….i will need a scotch on the rox……u seem startled ….i know people have mismanaged my reputation…but thst ok.. i am not bothered in what they think…..

m: hm…i also had the same idea. thats why i never worshipped u…but i felt acloser           communion that u were badly misunderstood…..but thats how it happens after every master is gone….

b: ya there are two ways in which u can avoid a master …either crucify him or idolize him. no body wants to have a real taste of him…..also the path and the struggle is entirely yours…i cant do anything for you….

m: so what about the monks…theyt are always praying and believing…..and feel they u shall liberate them……and folks that are cheated in your name?

b: i guess they have made business…but what they believe is what they get. i am no way connected. keep me out…..”If u swear at the sky nothing happens to the sky”

m: that was gud…tell me what do u feel when u see these lovers …

b: i just wanna tell them to be love …then they will be completely nothing……

m: nothing….most of them want to be something……..:)

b: thats what robs the. peace …well the drink is gud here…..lets go for a walk…so what plans u have….?

m: nothing much today is saturday and i am just with u. guess thats enough….dont think about future

b: hm..like that ..thats why precisely i chose u. bliss!

SO U NEVER LIKED BUDDHISM…….OR ANYTHING?

M: NA I TRIED A LOT OF THINGS AND I FEEL BETTER NOW. JUST TAKING MY OWN SELF…THATS LONG..BUT WILL TAKE MORE EFFORT..WHAT U SAY?

B: no u are already home…just relax. ” do what you do”……just give completely to whatever u do…thats it..and rest u are  aware….

m: did u see the earlier article i wrote about you….i guess thats why u are here?

B: ya i liked ..coz u understood what i have been thru..u know……its difficult to say…..

m: so what are ur plans….u know about those laughing, sleeping buddha, smiling buddha.

b: ya ya all branded by those archies…..nice money but its not me. i dont go into this unconscious states….but i guess people should figure aout themselves..,..

m: ya but that takes time…oops! if that exists….

b: certainly if u want it…..

m: so how do u feel here?

b: see i told i would return but they dont see me…lost in their own eccentricities they   fail….

then they blame that i have forsaken people……guesss that show creation is….?

m: so why me. i didnt do any special “mantra” …..and i was not in ur temple to invite you….

b: its coz u understood that buddha nature is inherent…cant be given, asked, sold or franchised by any –isms or groups…when u are aware i am visible….

well… we can carry all of that u know…but i wanna ask that do u want to be enlightened…or be a lama or have something..tell me and i can give u..i love u so i can give you…

m: hey are u trying the same tricks u try always. i dont need anything.. happy the way,

 i am…

just being love…….

b: i was just trying..habits u know….besides i know that u are on the path…….anyways i got to rush ..its time for me to take rest…some ladies must be waiting in nepal…and u know i have no visa problems…can get down really fast….

m: so did u like the drink..

b:.hm..gud but not like my place.. be my guest some day….and mind you the bill is paid already…..

m: why did u pay….?

b: its not me..some lover did …? so have another coffee and see you some other weekend…if i am not busy with blessing people and bored with incense sticks….

everyone is realising there buddha nature. i like fields where there is love…

bye

m: ya u take care

b: i know thats from monday. i am on leave for the weekend….

m: laughs and walk offs